traveling merchants being this country’s primary source of information would explain why it’s so backwards and weird
dear god, it’s like a centaur ren fair.
I’m sure sitting at that table is hard work, my apologies
…that wasn’t a story, that was you telling me about my own problems
I guess if you weren’t senile you’d be sitting on the stools instead of in the corner
is he just telling his story to whoever walks in
NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO
this town is fuckin bizarre. I need a drink.
wow jeez NO ONE LEAVES GUARDINIA ALIVE apparently