traveling merchants being this country’s primary source of information would explain why it’s so backwards and weird

#knightproblems

#knightproblems

dear god, it’s like a centaur ren fair.

dear god, it’s like a centaur ren fair.

I’m sure sitting at that table is hard work, my apologies

I’m sure sitting at that table is hard work, my apologies

…that wasn’t a story, that was you telling me about my own problems

I guess if you weren’t senile you’d be sitting on the stools instead of in the corner

is he just telling his story to whoever walks in

is he just telling his story to whoever walks in

NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO

NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO

this town is fuckin bizarre.  I need a drink.

this town is fuckin bizarre.  I need a drink.

wow jeez NO ONE LEAVES GUARDINIA ALIVE apparently

wow jeez NO ONE LEAVES GUARDINIA ALIVE apparently

ANGRY DOGE

ANGRY DOGE